The 2014 Super Bowl ad celebrity cameo line-up (from best to worst)

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For me, my favorite part about the Super Bowl ads is the celebrity cameos. A-list, B-list, C-list … it doesn’t matter. Just give me an overpaid celebrity who probably doesn’t give a crap about the product they’re shilling, and I’ll be happy.

This year’s celebrity cameo lineup is actually pretty good. Well, it was pretty good until I found out today that the mysterious Jerry Seinfeld/Jason Alexander “thing” that was filmed at the old Seinfeld diner in New York WASN’T a Super Bowl commercial. Without that duo to look forward to, this year’s celebrity list has been downgraded from “pretty good” to just “good.”

Below is what we have to look forward to, in order of most to least awesome. And yes, I have Sean Astin just ahead of U2, but only because U2 never starred in one of the best football movies of all time.

Arnold Schwarzenegger – Bud Light
Laurence Fishburne (as “Morpheus”) – Kia Motors
Stephen Colbert – Wonderful Pistachios
David Beckham – H&M
Sean Astin (as “Rudy”) – CarMax
U2 – Bank of America
Ben Kingsley – Jaguar
Scarlett Johannson – SodaStream
John Stamos, Dave Coulier and Bob Saget – Oikos
Terry Crews and the Muppets – Toyota
Don Cheadle – Bud Light
Danica Patrick – GoDaddy
John Turturro – GoDaddy
Johnny Galecki – Hyundai
Ellen DeGeneres – Beats Music


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